Ladies!
1. Is everything in your body falling down?
2. Do your going-out garments have to have ‘nice little cover-up sleeves’?
3. Is your mental composure lost at the look of your anatomy while engaging in a forward bend?
Having answered yes to the above, I had to do something about it. I tried the gym … and lasted about two minutes. Then, breakthrough … a way to get my stubbornly sagging biceps to actual lift off point. This song does the trick! Try it yourself – download the lyric, pin it on the wall as a reminder, or dance along. Turn that wrinkled flab into wings!
Gravity
Good old Newton had a flash
Evolved the idea, gave it a bash
Wrote it on paper for all to see
And now we have the theory of gravity
What was firm is not so sound
What stayed up must come down
Look at great grandma and you will see
The long term effect of gravity!
Gravity, gravity
It’s all happening to you & me
Everything’s falling down, you see
Y’ gotta laugh in the face of gravity
What was tight is growing slack. You want your youthful figure back
Hormones, botox and breast reduction, face lift, tummy lift, liposuction
Work – Meanwhile y’ can’t go wrong uplifting the lot in dance and song
Forget the lines, ladies! Sing with me, and laugh in the face of gravity
Gravity, gravity – It’s all happening to you & me …
But Newton’s in a grave situation
Physicists across the nation say
Our subatomic essence is totally free
Beyond the pull of gravity!
Quantum physics says your face consists of little – mainly space
Celebrate! It could be worse – Our essence is the universe!
So why not entertain this truth & drink from the quantum fountain of youth?
Uplift that gynecology, and laugh in the face of gravity!
Gravity, gravity, it’s all happening to you & me
Everything’s falling down, you see
Gotta laugh in the face of gravity
Gravity – Free download lyrics
© Radha Sahar, February 2009
